I'm on the phone with Lisa as I type...

"No one is awake and I had to tell someone! Dude, remember how I said my toenail was all bruised after the marathon? IT JUST FELL OFF."

"LISA, YOU NEED TO BLOG THIS RIGHT NOW! RIGHT NOW!"

"No, I am not blogging right now! I'm trying to figure out what to do with it!"

"I'M BLOGGING IT FOR YOU!"

"I kinda want to take a picture and put it on my blog. 'This is my toenail...'"


That's the gist of our conversation right now.

"Ahhh, toenail....RIP."